Actual car converstations
Brian : Stop kicking my seat, Ben
Twenty minutes later (after many more requests)
Brian : STOP kicking my seat
Brian : Okay, how many times have I asked you, Stop kicking my seat!
Brian : (finally losing patience) I told you to stop kicking my seat! Are you deaf or just plain stupid!?!
Long pause
Ben : (thoughtfully) I think I just stupid...
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Ben : Look Mommy!
Me : What is it?
Ben : Look!
Me : I can't honey, I'm driving, just tell me what it is.
Ben : (voice filled with awe) Boogies!!!
Me : Ewww! Let me find you a napkin to wipe them on.
Brian : Just wipe it on your sleeve
Me : Gross!! Don't tell him to do that!
Brian : What would you rather he do? Wipe it on his sister?
Me : Stop giving him ideas! I'll be wiping dried boogies off the top of his sister's head forever that way. You don't have to walk though the mall with him most times, the last thing I want is a kid covered in random crusty boogies as I walk though the mall, now help me find a napkin!
Brian : I don't think that there are any left in the car.
Me : Do I have one in my purse, oh! What about a baby wipe? Are they in the trunk of just in......
Ben : (quiet satisfied voice) I eated it.
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3 comments:
Ahahahaha....This is the best post ever!
Actual Class COnversations:
Student:
You crazy.
Me: I'm a bit loopy. I have to be to work here.
Student: Loopy?
Me: It means I'm a little bit crazy.
Student: I peed on the floor.
In my head: You win.
I'm going to post the above on my blog....LoL
too funny!!
holy crap this was funny! Thanks for the laugh. I needed that today
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